Former senator and astronaut Harrison Schmitt announced he does not believe humans are the cause of global warming. "I don't think the human effect is significant compared to the natural effect," he said. He also indicated he believes skeptics are being intimidated into silence. Schmitt will be speaking next month at the International Conference On Climate Change. The last man to walk on the moon will also be performing in a one-man show entitled Who I Met On The Moon And What They Told Me To Say About Global Warming.
According to a Dutch study, a well-known blood pressure pill could help block patients' bad memories. Experts say the pill could be used to treat those suffering from anxiety disorders and certain phobias. A former United States president was among the test subjects, but officials refused to name which one, stating only, "He completely forgot having married Hillary."
An earthquake has rattled central New Jersey for the second time in two weeks. Although residents expressed little concern over the quakes, a nationwide poll shows that "earthquakes" has become the number one answer to the question "Why won't you live in New Jersey," supplanting former number one answer "the smell."
Dr. Alan Boss, who serves at the Carnegie Institute Of Science, has told the American Association For The Advancement Of Science that, based upon current observations, he estimates there could be as many as 100 billion planets similar to Earth in the Milky Way galaxy. Boss went on to reassure the conference that, even with these figures, he estimates there is only one Al Franken.
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