November 19th, 0 AB

A plane en route to the United Kingdom was landed by a stewardess after the co-pilot suffered a mental breakdown while flying, airline officials said. A second stewardess suffered a wrist injury after forcibly removing the co-pilot and restraining him. Doctors were mum on the source of the pilot's breakdown, but did mention he had recently purchased the new AC/DC album.

The mayor of Rexburg, Idaho has officially apologized after second and third grade students in his municipality were heard to have chanted "assassinate Obama" on their school bus after Barack Obama was elected the next president of the United States. The students, who live in what some have called the "reddest county in America," refused to apoligize, stating that they were only reading the teleprompter.

The Associated Press has apologized for a misleading headline for one of its stories. AP wished to clarify that the "tool bag" in the story "Lost tool bag forces changes to planned spacewalks" was an actual bag of tools, not Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich.


The UK Sun is confirming 60 year old rumors that Adolph Hitler had only one testicle. According to the report, the former Nazi party leader discovered his right testicle was sympathetic to the Jewish cause and had it exterminated.